Go Back   Novahq.net Forum > Off-Topic > Humor & Jokes

Humor & Jokes Got a funny joke or a funny email? Post it so we can all laugh!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 05-01-2004, 04:48 PM
Hellfighter is offline Hellfighter
Hellfighter's Avatar
Chief ADFP

Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: San Jose Calif 95111
Posts: 21,143

Send a message via ICQ to Hellfighter
Tongue Looking for a new wife

things she will have to have on hand:
1.) 15ea shielded.
2.) be at lease 5'8" tall.
3.) be under 130lbs.
4.) heavy chested lady size D or more.
5.) look fine as long she looks like she's 16yrs old for a 20-40 years old women that be fine.
6.) hair color a plus all greenback is good to go with me.
7.) she a mute can't hear at all what other maybe saying about her never get upset.
8.) blind as a bat is a plus: if i like to switch for one other mans wife for a night is a plus.
9.) Face and body don't matter much if she burn or not i'll still take her as a wife.

Hell all it sum's up to be Steve get a sex change guy and get your rear-end to the USA we'll have fun. j/k
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com
*Discord: Unknown77#7121
Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic]
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 05-01-2004, 04:54 PM
Steve is offline Steve
Steve's Avatar
Administrator

Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: 2077
Posts: 21,552

Send a message via ICQ to Steve
yeeeehaa Chief
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 05-01-2004, 04:59 PM
Hellfighter is offline Hellfighter
Hellfighter's Avatar
Chief ADFP

Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: San Jose Calif 95111
Posts: 21,143

Send a message via ICQ to Hellfighter
like to see how fast you postup a message ehehe got you should have made it super long then hit the putch line.
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com
*Discord: Unknown77#7121
Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic]
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 05-01-2004, 05:01 PM
Steve is offline Steve
Steve's Avatar
Administrator

Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: 2077
Posts: 21,552

Send a message via ICQ to Steve
ORDERED MY SEX CHANGE NOW M8, IM COMMIN TO GET YA
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 05-01-2004, 06:48 PM
SwiftSniper232 is offline SwiftSniper232
Registered User

Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 213

Send a message via AIM to SwiftSniper232
nasty man...get some help before you go for bolth
__________________
-A marine was once asked "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" He responded after a momentary shrug..."Recoil"
E6850 @ Stock/ 3 GB DDR2 800 Crosshair/1x 150 GB Raptor/1x 250 GB Seagate/8800GTS 640
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 05-01-2004, 06:56 PM
Spazz is offline Spazz

Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,378

Send a message via AIM to Spazz
http://www.queendom.com/tests/minite...x_changem.html

for steve
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 05-02-2004, 06:15 AM
Steve is offline Steve
Steve's Avatar
Administrator

Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: 2077
Posts: 21,552

Send a message via ICQ to Steve
Results of "The Test"
How "typically" female would you be if you had a sex change?

Your score = 35 /100

What does your score mean?
While your attitudes and behavior are not completely in line with those of the "typical" female, you could probably pull off a fairly smooth transition from dude to dame. You've got enough "female" in you that you can imagine behaving, thinking and living in a more feminine way than you do now. Either that or you are simply broadminded enough to relate to the womanly perspective, and can see the value in giving up some of your masculine ways. Hurrah for androgyny!



lol i got 35/100 which is "low" and that makes me a woman.
wouldnt wanna get any higher than that, it would probably say you already are a woman
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 05-02-2004, 01:53 PM
Hellfighter is offline Hellfighter
Hellfighter's Avatar
Chief ADFP

Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: San Jose Calif 95111
Posts: 21,143

Send a message via ICQ to Hellfighter
remove posted not in the right thread
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com
*Discord: Unknown77#7121
Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic]
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 05-16-2004, 10:51 AM
secretx is offline secretx
Registered User

Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 622

havent been around for a while, but i just scored a 10!!

What does your score mean?
You'd stick out like a sore thumb if you tried to blend into a room of women, breasts or not! Even if you physically looked like a female on the outside, you'd never be able to walk the walk or talk the talk with any amount of ease. You're simply a guy through and through, and a pair of high heels isn't going to change that. Where you are now is where you belong - in a macho world.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 05-16-2004, 11:12 AM
-Tigger- is offline -Tigger-
BB

Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,341

Results of "The Test"
How "typically" female would you be if you had a sex change?

Your score = 60



What does your score mean?
While your attitudes and behavior are not completely in line with those of the "typical" female, you could probably pull off a fairly smooth transition from dude to dame. You've got enough "female" in you that you can imagine behaving, thinking and living in a more feminine way than you do now. Either that or you are simply broadminded enough to relate to the womanly perspective, and can see the value in giving up some of your masculine ways. Hurrah for androgyny!


hehehe
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 05-16-2004, 11:32 AM
Hellfighter is offline Hellfighter
Hellfighter's Avatar
Chief ADFP

Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: San Jose Calif 95111
Posts: 21,143

Send a message via ICQ to Hellfighter
Hey Steve you can for get that. Sorry guy your in the UK and Trilogy told me he's only 3-4 Hours away from were i live. sorry your to long gone for me, Trilogy don't pass the muster at all to young for me. dang i still need a real women.
Renew the offer
1.) Don't care what she look like.
2.) Must be under 180lbs can't stand a women be heavier then me.
3.) Don't care if she a handicap or not.
4.) a plus she can't hear at all or read lips.
5.) must be able to see.
6.) don't care if she can walk or not.
7.) she must be able to writer some what good.
8.) she must be a total nut-case free from asylums after 2days out.
9.) got to be 100% women no drug being use to keep that way 100% god give female body.
10.) got to able to use a rifle or gun to take on the police or the army at any given time. a total 100% nut-case.
11.) get marry in 6hrs or release, can't ask anything at all do it totally free.
12.) have a pass history of mass killing.

My type of girl, Gose with the game you get it, i'll re-spawn anyway right? real blood real hot blooded passion for killing no stopping us. can you see her give birth to a baby only after she shoots the Doc for the pain she got from it all, and i'll be 10.000mil away on a plane going to some other place.
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com
*Discord: Unknown77#7121
Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic]

Last edited by Hellfighter; 05-16-2004 at 11:38 AM.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Desperate Wife ShArP Humor & Jokes 2 12-21-2008 02:52 PM
Blonde Wife ShArP Humor & Jokes 2 11-18-2007 11:31 AM
Wife Vs. Husband Dragon-SC- Humor & Jokes 0 07-09-2007 08:48 AM
McDonalds Wife MightyViking Humor & Jokes 5 03-07-2006 08:45 AM
Wife 1.0 Stalker61 Humor & Jokes 4 07-09-2004 12:50 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:27 PM.




Powered by vBulletin®