Home again

[bigsmellyfart]

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While enroute home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch
her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tiptoe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there
is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the
naked man's head.

The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over
at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?¢


The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.'

[Hellfighter]

you know! i would put the blanket on the two other them and walk away from it all lol

[ShArP]

lol

didn't someone post a joke like this before?

[bigsmellyfart]

Originally posted by William
you know! i would put the blanket on the two other them and walk away from it all lol

pay off the cabbie and make a sandwhich...

[Hellfighter]

na look for a new girl and keep the one i get freebie things from