1 sentance per post guys!

[Mstenger404]

I made a costum map that covers 1,000,000 miles of jungle, urban, island, and desert. With so many psps to fight for it went up to aa bb cc etc, psps were being taken and being attack every second, not to mention the kills. the map was so huge and there were so many players that it was like playing an average 150 person server, and with all the space in between it allowed for tactical flexibility. and all the psps on screen would be a problem so people could only see psps in a 1,000 meter range .

[Chrispy]

Since there were two teams there was like 500,000,000,000 people in both teams so we then made up a rule called ''sub-teams'' where you have 100,000,000 teams in one team, and in my team, there was me, Mstenger404, and this stranger girl called Sarah who was whipping everyone's asses, and me and Mstenger404 didn't know what to say cause we were so speechless, so we said ''Sarah! We're rooting for you!''


Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Mstenger404]

the enemy team used grid codes to zero in on the map grid she was in, they all came in with rocket lil birds and the guys in the passenger seats threw down satchels and detonated them with the rockets, and they kept blasting away at her and she died, she spawned the snipers wuold report her position and the fleet would fly in again so its like that for the rest of the game.

[--BulletMagnet--]

so i come in and take her spot

[Mstenger404]

about 20 snipers shot at you from all sides until the spawning invinsability turned off then you died. I spawned on the farthest edge of the map, got in a tank and stop a few chinnooks in my path that were loaded with a LOT of people that were heading for X.

[--BulletMagnet--]

then i took control of a jeep and ran over everyone

[Mstenger404]

then *SURPRISE* someone ran up with an rpg and blew you away, then one of our gus killed him, the one of them killed him on a 50 cal then someone at4ed him then a guy ran him over, then someone took a rocket and blew him away......

[--BulletMagnet--]

then someone started murdering on our team

[Mstenger404]

tk is off for more fun

[Chrispy]

There were some enemies going in a buggy so me and Mstenger404 (as usual since we're good a team ), hopped in the back (''Grand Theft Auto stylez 1337'') and started shooting at the fellas at the front and then we hopped in the front and went to save Sarah...

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[x.~NiCkI~.x]

...From being raped by the hormonal chris !!

[Mstenger404]

okay you're fairly new, how many friends do you have here?







frontal assault wasnt a good tactic aperently so chris and I hopped in an apc and went to a hill rilly far away from the psp, I told chris we were 800 meters, he sighted in and sent a barrage of bullets down range and nailed unsuspecting people on the receiving end. I see a tank, i get out of the apc and get a javelin, the driver just switched to the gunner position, I locked on to him, he shot a round, i got scared and jumped into a ditch and got up agina locked on, he shot again... it was too short. I launched the rocket and told chris to shoot at the tank to hurt it before the javelin hit it. the jav hit but not before it shot another round, this time it hit the apc, the tank blew up, the chris got out and apc blew up. me and chris had to go on foot now, but with half the guys at the psp know we're here.

[--BulletMagnet--]

i went to the other team and blue them both apart

[Mstenger404]

team switching is off.

so there we were, novadude was leading a team of 100 helicopters to the psp, and me and chris were the only ones close enough to take out the anti-air. we threw flashbangs to make out way inside the main building, i leaned around the corner and shot down a hallway while chris ran into another room, *claymore* AUGH!. there was an armory but it was down the hall where people spawn. I threw a few frags, they were using audio taunts the nade blew up, i ran into the room with the armory only to run into another clay. *BOOM*! it put me to red health, I turned around to see a guy with a knife, I ran around the room like crazy, pulled out my knife jumped over the table and went prone, he ran over me, i got up and went for him, he turned aroun, i knifed him WOOT!. 2 more guys ran in with knifes, i pulled out my m4 and wasted them before they made it to me, i hurried to get to the armory and change to a medic and using radio macros for help. a guy behind me used an audio taunt, but i hurriedly pulled out a knife turned around and killed him, i threw a few flashes and ran for chris blindly and healed him, we got to the roof. chris threw a satchel at the tank parked on the roof, and blew it while I shot a few guys with stinger missiles out, we jumped off and ran for a truck armory, he drove it while i switched to a sniper. someone launches a javelin at us. we get out chris changes to a sniper and he jumoped out seconds before the truck exploded making a cinematic escape. we ran for some bushes in a small trench and picked off the stinger missile defenders. a team of 10 of our guys come in with apcs on the other side of the building and draw their attention away from us. then novadude flew in with his massive team of helis when little birds covered the big birds as they dropped in the psp to finish off the leftovers.

[Grenademan]

and suddenly Commander Loony (thats me) and his mighty army appear out of nowhere. Shocked at the sudden teleportation the ravenous army shoots at everyone and kills evrything. During the course of the frenzy, several rampaging T-80s start running over everyone so in a desperate attempt to stop the slaughter, people stop what they're doing and start firing at the insanely armoured tanks. Using evrything from LAWs to paint ball guns. Then the tank crew got out after their tank got shot a coupla times and started racing each other. One crew cheated and got back in their tanks and started racing the crew that were racing on foot. And another tank crew drives their tank towards the finish line a million miles away through a thick horde of Commander Loony's army (all the time shooting at the tanks) and towards the end the foot running crew run around a tree while the 1st tank crew ran over a mine and leaped out and...OH NO! The second tank crew have run themselves over. Meanwhile the race goes on before those giant cheesewheel things from star wars start blowing everyone up so that they would become the supreme masters of teh universe but with my uncanny ability to explode, I cause a massive disruption in teh cheesewheel's electronics makiing them explode also The end. Mwahahahaha. hah.

[Mstenger404]

we're playing joint ops... cheeswheel?

the overflying helis strafe the tanks and blow them away while punkbuster perma-bans them. I call fireteam alpha to come to the base and defend it from all sides.

[--BulletMagnet--]

i dropped down in my blackhawk and picked up Chris and Mstenger and dropped them off at spawn Z.then i went to a small island where their snipers were and the little birds unloaded rockets and the blackhawks did the same except they added minigun fire and we took control of the island and we went back and picked up some snipers and took them there then we sat down and waited for stengers instructions....

[Mstenger404]

new objectives:
-drop the team of snipers off 500 meters away from the next psp.
-wait for fireteam bravo to assault on their motorcyles. then give fire support.


meanwhile me and chris found a perfect hiding spot overlooking the psp after this one, but we did not shoot at them, we only need to watch their patrols otherwise they will mortar us.

[--BulletMagnet--]

i followed the objectives then i got off the chopper and took up a place in the mountains in a cave with a peekhole overlooking spawn point G with a machine gun in the hole.as stenger and chris, i didnt fire until a 3 man patrol saw me and i blew them down.

[Mstenger404]

and down they went, the rebels at G saw them and reported it to their mortar crews and they designate all around the mountain. the rain of steel shook the landscape while other rebels shot at the cave entrance with at4s, they were heading towards the entrence at all angles, novadude had no choice but to run out of the cave and into the mortar shower. down they come, novadude looks up to predict where each shell is going to come down, while trying to dodge machine gun bullets. me and chris had no choice but to start shooting. we nailed the emplaced 50 cal gunners, a BTR saw as and shot at us, we jumped behind a rock and requested fireteam charlie to split up and head over here, little birds stafed the BTR and it blew up, the little bird that destroyed it took a stinger missile through the exaust pipe and exploded up in middair, landing on a chinook loaded with 20 guys with much needed humvees and motorcylces they all died. the rebels then focused the mortar fire on me and chris while fireteam bravo just took the other psp. a blackhawk comes to pick up novadude...