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Old 12-30-2003, 04:36 PM
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George bush
George bush Sr died

when he got to heaven he decided that of all the characters in the bible he admired moses the most

so he went to talk to moses

when he approached moses, moses told him
"i dont have time to speak with you" and hurried away

some time later, gearge approaches moses again,
anagain moses rebuffs him, saying
"i told you, i dont have time to talk to you!! i will NEVER have time to talk to you"

well now george is upset. he tells moses

"hey what do u mean u have no time to talk to me? its not like im some punk, i was director of the cia, i was vice president of the united states for 8 years, i was leader of the free world for 4 years!! and u cant take a little time to talk to me?!"

at which moses replied

"the last time i spoke to a bush i spent 40 years in the wilderness!"
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Old 01-13-2004, 10:47 AM
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lol... Bush sucks at life
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Old 01-14-2004, 11:59 AM
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Lol good 1 Masked!!!!


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Old 01-20-2004, 11:35 AM
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hehe, good one.
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Old 01-24-2004, 08:11 PM
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LOL
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Old 01-24-2004, 09:06 PM
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thatw as funny
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Old 02-01-2004, 04:29 PM
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