Watch it woman !!!!

[SPG]

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to
my left and there was a woman in a brand new
Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to
her rear view mirror ,putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when
I looked back she was halfwayover in my lane,
still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared
me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all
the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which
fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed,
and burned Big Ed and the Twins, ruined the
damn phone, soaked my trousers, and
disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers

[bigsmellyfart]

Dont you mean " Little Petey"