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Old 02-18-2006, 12:27 PM
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Ill leave the last one open for anyone else to have a go...

A Boss finds himself with two potential candidates for a job, after evaluating he cant decide who to hire so he proposes a challenge to both candidates.

The Game is this, at the round boardroom table each person has an huge stack of coins (exceeding the amount needed for the game), one at a time, each candidate places a coin on the table and this happens back an forth. The first person who can not put a coin on the table loses the job and the winner is hired.

The coins muct remain on the table and cant be moved, the coins must be layed flat and completely resting on the table surface, the coins cant overlap etc etc

A Coin toss decide who goes first, the first person places a coin in the exact middle of the table and they know theyve won no matter what the other person does

How does he/she know he/she's won?

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Old 02-18-2006, 01:23 PM
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the first person who could not play in that turn
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Old 02-18-2006, 04:38 PM
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because the person who tossed the coin put one down first
therefore he must out his say,12389/12389'th coin down first and the guy still has his 12389'th coin to put down,so he wins
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Old 02-18-2006, 08:35 PM
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Close enough.

Player 1 by placing a coin in the center was guaranteed victory, because it turned the table surface into one a perfectly symetrical surface. So that any valid coin has a corresponding valid position symetrically to the center of the table...
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:20 PM
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Double you tea eff?!?
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:30 PM
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A man was at a party and a woman came over and started to talk to him.She brandished a piece of blank paper and said to him ''if i write your exact weight on this paper you must give me £100,if i can't,i give you £100''

The man,looking bewildered looked around and could see no scales,no weights or balances,and thinks to himself ''If i say im heavier,or lighter than the wieght she puts down,i cannot lose''

In the end the man had to pay the woman £100 pound.So how did the woman win the bet (Keep it clean guys xD)
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Old 02-21-2006, 03:37 PM
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A man was at a party and a woman came over and started to talk to him.She brandished a piece of blank paper and said to him ''if i write your exact weight on this paper you must give me £100,if i can't,i give you £100''

The man,looking bewildered looked around and could see no scales,no weights or balances,and thinks to himself ''If i say im heavier,or lighter than the wieght she puts down,i cannot lose''

In the end the man had to pay the woman £100 pound.So how did the woman win the bet (Keep it clean guys xD)
It was his doctor?
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she was a hooker
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because her boobs are like...way bigger" ?

P.S. That was for Steve's riddle..I missed a few..sorry
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Old 02-21-2006, 07:44 PM
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awe mstenger i said keep it clean tut tut...lol

nope.none so far are right
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Old 02-22-2006, 01:21 AM
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The Chick did exactly what she said she would do and wrote "Your Exact Weight" on the piece of paper.
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Old 02-22-2006, 09:00 AM
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HEY Mike gets it! nice one. I was suprised it was soo long before someone actually got it,the answer was in the question


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whats the next question
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Old 02-22-2006, 03:49 PM
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bah i'l do the next one,lemme finish food first though
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Bob is facetious. He is also abstemious. He gets pneumonia. Given those clues, what is the only American tree He will like?
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Maple tree (big words)
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:53 PM
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nope!
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Old 02-23-2006, 02:24 PM
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My guess is a tree with all 5 vowel but ill be damned if i can think of one...
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Old 02-23-2006, 02:26 PM
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Nearly there mike....
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