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Old 11-15-2005, 05:49 PM
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Smart Blonde Joke

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute
blonde.? He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know,"
he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up
conversa!
tion with
your fellow passenger. So let'stalk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says
to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let

me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow
turns out a? flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried
poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
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Old 11-15-2005, 06:16 PM
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lmao! Where is she? I would marry that one!
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Old 11-15-2005, 06:25 PM
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Old 11-16-2005, 03:03 AM
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LMFAO excellent stuff!!!!


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