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Old 05-04-2004, 06:29 PM
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Onstar: Hello OnStar Can I Help You?
Customer: My Name Is Billy Bob And Something Has Just Happend To Me!
Onstar: What Was It?
Customer: I Own A Porta-Potty Buisiness And When I Was Cleaning Out A Porta-Potty I Got Attacked By An Emu!!!!!
OnStar: Is The Emu Still There (laughing)?
Customer: Yes He Is Dumbass, Why Else Would I Be Calling You?
OnStar: Who Knows.
Customer: O ****, Hes Attcking My Porta-Potty Vehicle!
Onstar: OK The Police Will Be Right Over.
Customer: PLZ HUrrrrrryyyyyyy!!!!!
^^Sound Fading Out^^
Onstar: Hello? Hello? O Crap This Is Serious!!!!!
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Old 05-04-2004, 06:31 PM
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nice pic
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Old 05-04-2004, 06:43 PM
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Old 05-05-2004, 08:26 AM
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Old 05-05-2004, 06:03 PM
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im gonan think of 1 every time i get on!!!!!
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