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Old 03-05-2003, 02:48 PM
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eek ONLY IN AMERICA

Passing this along.......enjoy!

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to

your house faster than an ambulance.

> 2. Only in America......are there
handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

> 3. Only in America......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

> 4. Only in America......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

> 5. Only in America......do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

> 6. Only in America......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.

> 7. Only in America......do we use
answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a
call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.

> 8. Only in America......do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

> 9. Only in America......do we use the
word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

> 10. Only in America......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
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Old 03-05-2003, 03:55 PM
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> 10. Only in America......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

for gotting one;
banks drive thur with ATM were one can't reach them out the driver door have to open the door to get to the ATM and get rob real easy only in the USA a Drive thur ATM fast service robbier.
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Old 03-09-2003, 06:48 PM
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>11. Only in America can you get a beer at a drive thru liquor store!!!
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Old 03-09-2003, 07:22 PM
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in only in

America one can buy a Rifle or order all their parts by mail order catlog to make one up from nothen at all.
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Old 03-09-2003, 07:22 PM
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for gotting one;
banks drive thur with ATM were one can't reach them out the driver door have to open the door to get to the ATM and get rob real easy only in the USA a Drive thur ATM fast service robbier.

This makes no sence...
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fak i clicked it to lol.

the message "this will disable it" should have been put before

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Old 03-09-2003, 07:46 PM
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yea it dose
think about it

drive thur Full ATM robbie service with fast service.
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Old 03-09-2003, 08:07 PM
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lol
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Old 03-10-2003, 03:30 PM
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errr...u understand SB
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Quote:
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For your sence of free speech, we will control how much you have here .
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fak i clicked it to lol.

the message "this will disable it" should have been put before

sorry
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Old 03-21-2003, 10:33 AM
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I don't understand either...
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Old 03-21-2003, 10:34 AM
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Although the 1 does make the most scense,
the rest are lmao quality.
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Old 03-21-2003, 07:37 PM
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man some of you all are lost???
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Old 04-04-2003, 07:23 AM
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Only in america people die from smoking guns, instead of smoking cigarettes!
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Old 04-16-2003, 11:27 PM
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only in america cop's get a call about a blind peeping tom
Story (really happen)
Mr Horta accused his next-door neighbor Mr.Kuan of spying on his wife when she undressed for the shower and the angry husband vowed to shoot mr. Kuan on sight.Fortunately the whole thing pass over Because,as it seem's the cops pointed out, Mr.Kuan is Legally blind. can't see a thing at all.

man bet he really feel like a J-ck--s after the cops told him
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:32 PM
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I understood what the Chief meant, One of certain criminals favorite past times is to wait until you get your money from the drive thru ATM then they walk up to your car window and rob you. Hehehe I'm a Cop it really happens lol.
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:22 PM
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uh oh, we got a 5-0. lol
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Quote:
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the message "this will disable it" should have been put before

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Old 04-25-2003, 11:54 AM
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Yep. I protect those who can't protect themselves. Oh wait crap!!!! Who's gonna protect me ??? Poop
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:19 PM
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quick man, put that out..........

somebody spray some lysol or something.........
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