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Old 03-17-2003, 05:42 PM
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france / usa / bush

Astronomers at a university in California discover a meteor hurtling through space towards the earth. After careful calculation and countless computer models, the scientists determine impact will occur in Central France, virtually destroying the country. The French government, obviously in a state of panic, appeals to the world for immediate assistance in the form of all available vehicles, planes & ships to evacuate the French citizens. That's the scenario.

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If you are George Bush do you stay up to watch the whole thing live, or do you tape it?
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Old 03-17-2003, 05:42 PM
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lmao.. thought that was funny
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Old 03-17-2003, 05:59 PM
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me i'll tap it then give it to the world after it happen then every time i play it LMFAO to boot

and if they ask me for help i'll say sorry we have too many other countrys we are helping out at this time ask germany or some other country to help you with this trouble. i should wish you all good heath and long life.
good luck to you all froggie's.

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Old 03-18-2003, 10:09 AM
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That might not be a joke LOL,As at this time there is such a thing heading toward us,Due for near earth pass or even an impact mind you thats not until I think its said 2018 but could have been 2016 cant remember now.So this may come back to haunt you.
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Old 03-19-2003, 10:59 AM
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Although the joke was funny.
Salamander UK has a point. We do have a incoming Asteriod dated at about 2017 "about".

Now With the question at hand. I would stay up and watch.
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Old 03-19-2003, 02:52 PM
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we live we die all good thing's have to come to end sooner or later its what we do with the time we have there really nothen that can be done we can try to nuke it or die trying to.

we can't hind in a hole, rock will melt down the upper layer rock be melted away all under the ground be sealup.sea's level raise up in so highup there really no place, but outer space be safe zone to be till it over maybe by 2017 we all have the rockets to go outer space with. who know's by that time the France make a rocket that run's on wine be cheaper to make and get a buzz at same time.but then again germ warfare be in they kill us at same time the whole world to boot thinking they be safe only to find they are the only one's left on earth.
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I would watch that thing live, and tape it too!
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Old 03-21-2003, 07:46 PM
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yea on the other hand if i had like 3hrs to live hell i'll get laid and live it up till the end hell i am going to die in a flash with a really great bang in full color in my face hell yea.
its only last for 5-10min then its over with.
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Old 03-26-2003, 09:44 AM
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Yall are sad.................LOL

It was funny P.

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Old 04-04-2003, 07:15 AM
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France is a very nice country, but it's a shame that so many French people live there!!!
i'll watch'em dying live and and use the tape for armageddon 2 (This idea is copyrighted and i'll get all the money for that!)
i like makin' blood money!
maybe you noticed that Prinzip was the one killing the king and queen of austria in sarajevo and started WW1?
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Old 05-03-2003, 02:59 AM
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the comet thats heading towards us will burn up in the earth's atmosphere
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