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Old 04-30-2004, 06:47 PM
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Smile Baseball Joke

Its The Forth Inning Of Play And Jake Gets Hit With The Baseball Batting. 2 Innings Later He Sacrifice Flys The Ball To Left Feild. When Hes Coming In Eric Goes:
Eric: Lets Go Rape His Ass!
Matt: OK!
As Jake Walks In, He Go Over To Him And Start Beating On His Right Butt Check. When Go Over To His Left Butt Check ( The One He Got Beamed In) Jake Says:
Jake: NO, NOT THAT BUTT CHECK!!!!!!
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Old 04-30-2004, 07:10 PM
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For how bad the grammar was I couldn't understand it...however, what I got out of it was nothing funny.
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Old 05-03-2004, 04:51 PM
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did he touch his ass i dont understand
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what is a BUTT CHECK anyway?
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:39 PM
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Its The Forth Inning Of Play And Jake Gets Hit With The Baseball Batting. 2 Innings Later He Sacrifice Flys The Ball To Left Field. When Hes Coming In Eric Goes:
Eric: Lets Go Rape His Ass!
Matt: OK!
As Jake Walks In, He Go Over To Him And Start Beating On His Right Butt Check. When Go Over To His Left Butt Check ( The One He Got Beamed In) Jake Says:
Jake: NO, NOT THAT BUTT CHECK!!!!!!
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theres my add again i dont understand
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Old 05-08-2004, 11:19 PM
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Old 05-12-2004, 09:21 AM
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Hehe what now?Who is stupid? LOL there is a reason grammar is important otherwise you get the "WOT?" from us
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the 1 vote for LMAO must be sharp himself...
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Old 05-19-2004, 09:20 PM
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think he trying to say the player;
Jake Gets Hit With The Baseball Batting...Think he got hit in the left cheek and the guys were going hit him some on that left cheek and he cry out no don't hit me on that area. sorry its not that great.
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That must be the stupidest thing I ever heard. His grammar is even worse than Chief's! No offense chief you know I love ya haha!
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um... what? i didnt understand... do you live in the US?
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Doubt it....oh well.
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