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Old 03-15-2010, 03:24 PM
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Top 10 Reasons You know you're addicted to Facebook

Top 10 Reasons You know you're addicted to Facebook:

1) You check your facebook account more then one time every hour

2) you visit sites that list reasons you know your addicted to
facebook.

3) You relationship status is only official if its been updated on
facebook

4) You're one of the few people who actually use facebook chat

5) You take pictures for the sole reason of tagging them on
facebook

6) You find yourself saying things like "I will tag you in this
photo" when you are out

7) You tell (more like force) people to join facebook.

8) You have several facebook friends that you've never actually
met in person

9) You like to be poked and you like poking in return

10) The world "poke" is no longer considered something physical to
you

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Old 03-15-2010, 03:40 PM
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lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

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Old 03-15-2010, 06:40 PM
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hmmn none of them apply here.. which is good.
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Old 03-15-2010, 06:53 PM
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Havent used any of it yet, sadly i dont have a realtionship on facebook yet.
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Old 03-15-2010, 07:59 PM
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I don't even have a facebook, or myspace, or twitter....... no use for them.......
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after i heard some goofballs in Washington DC were going to into it or should say stick their nose in to it! dead totally with me. that and that freaking virus things happen too.

have not use them in very long time! all of them facebook and f***book....ect too
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Old 03-16-2010, 10:31 AM
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after i heard some goofballs in Washington DC were going to into it or should say stick their nose in to it! in turn gone dead totally with me. that and that freaking virus things happen too.

not use them in a very long time all of them titter, facebook and f***book too
seriously willy, I'm having a hard time understanding your posts. no offense but your grammar is bad.
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Old 03-16-2010, 03:11 PM
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after i heard some goofballs in Washington DC were going to into it or should say stick their nose in to it! dead totally with me. that and that freaking virus things happen too.

have not use them in very long time! all of them facebook and f***book....ect too

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seriously willy, I'm having a hard time understanding your posts. no offense but your grammar is bad.
he is old let him be...

P.S. I can't read them either lol
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Old 03-16-2010, 04:33 PM
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Old 03-16-2010, 07:10 PM
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lol, that 'bout sums it up.
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Old 03-16-2010, 07:11 PM
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Old 03-16-2010, 08:46 PM
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Haha! Im not the only one! Lololol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

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what the ell is facebook anyway?
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Old 03-17-2010, 04:45 PM
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what the ell is facebook anyway?
No offense to anybody that uses it, i just always wanted to say this, its for people who have no lives, like to poke people, and dont have anything better to do than talk to their friends over the internet

Now that thats done, im sorry if i offended anybody
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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No offense to anybody that uses it, i just always wanted to say this, its for people who have no lives, like to poke people, and dont have anything better to do than talk to their friends over the internet

Now that thats done, im sorry if i offended anybody
I beat you too it lol. and agree with you.
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it is so amusing lol

and it is a good way to keep in touch with friends from high school and college
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I beat you too it lol. and agree with you.
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it is so amusing lol

and it is a good way to keep in touch with friends from high school and college
thats mainly what my mom use it for
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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it's original intent was for it to be used exclusively by college students, which is why i have one. but now it has of course become the new myspace and is whored out by every company out there for advertisement purposes.

it's ok in a way. i don't use it very often, not nearly as often as you see some people using it. just another way to connect with people, really.
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