Sweet Quotes

[ShArP]

Post some sweet quotes you find in this thread

"Life is like a box of Chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get" -- Forrest Gump

[Mstenger404]

"We're not surrounded, we're in a target rich environment!" -unknown

[ShArP]

“When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels” - Unknown

[Lakie]

Sharp, yours is attributble to Bill Watterson in Calvin and Hobbes.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of
it has tried to contact us. - Calvin

They say only the good die young. If that works both ways, I'm immortal. - Dogbert

"There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies?" - Dawkins

"The sword is the axis of the world and its power is absolute." -De Gaulle

[Chrispy]

'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." General MacArthur

[RedrumSalad]

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings" - Unknown

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far." - Unknown

[ShArP]

"Live for nothing, or die for something" - John Rambo

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

[GeeFuss]

"It's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life..."

-American Beauty

[skinny killer]

"Follow your heart, but take your brain with you."

[RedrumSalad]

"Life is like an artichoke. I don't know how, it just is."

[Chrispy]

"Sh*t happens" - the most simple and my favourite. :P

[Sam]

"BRUNO!!!!!!!!! (echos) Women screams that her son is dead" -The boy in striped pajamas

[RedrumSalad]

Originally Posted by Chrispy

"Sh*t happens" - the most simple and my favourite. :P

ha, so true



I found a sign that read "If you can read this, you are in range"

[RedrumSalad]

"A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you." - Unknown

[atholon]

Originally Posted by RedrumSalad

"Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far." - Unknown

That's from Ironman said by Tony Starks

[RedrumSalad]

cool

[skinny killer]

leave it to mermite to ruin a perfectly good thread........ IDK why NHQ hasn't banned him yet.......

"As I said before, I never repeat myself!" - unknown

[skinny killer]

Originally Posted by ShArP

Post some sweet quotes you find in this thread

"Life is like a box of Chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get" -- Forrest Gump

"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

[Hellfighter]

Originally Posted by KU43

Got it. Thanks. Now let's see how much trouble I can cause the fruit.

side note:
out for the night with the wife's!
two guys talking to each other (saying out loud for the whole world to hear) their tools' are bigger then each other has!

then their wife's speak-up saying: no his (pointing at a guy at another table eating dinner) is hell a lot bigger then both of you all put together!

both husbands say's: please pass the seasonal pea's Hun!

[Matt]

"Procrastination is just like masturbation...it feels good at first, but in the end you realized you just ****ed yourself"