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Old 11-06-2009, 01:17 PM
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Mature: 70 ways to keep a woman happy

There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy:

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69.
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:06 PM
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lmao


i was expecting a long list of pointless things, but this is gold, lol
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Old 11-11-2009, 06:31 PM
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The rest is 69.
i get the first part but what is the 69 for?
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Old 11-11-2009, 06:51 PM
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Old 11-11-2009, 06:53 PM
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PLEASE dont use "Epic fail" in the same sentence noname you havent earned it.

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Old 11-11-2009, 07:02 PM
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PLEASE dont use "Epic fail" in the same sentence noname you havent earned it.

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Old 11-11-2009, 08:19 PM
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sam you get older you will know then 69yrs lol
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Old 11-11-2009, 10:51 PM
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There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy:

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69.

hehehehehehehehehe....thats a good one...

besure to have her take her teeth out
and place them in the water glass on the nightstand...

heheheheeheh....
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Old 11-12-2009, 06:20 PM
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i get the first part but what is the 69 for?
search "69" on ur computer


lol, i might get banned for this, but idk, please don't, as it is not a link
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

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Old 11-12-2009, 06:31 PM
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oohhhh now i get it
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Old 11-12-2009, 07:58 PM
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lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 11-13-2009, 05:08 AM
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It's a position... that's allll I'm gonna say.
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