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Old 08-11-2004, 06:37 PM
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Smile Girls night out

I had this sent to me at work...

Girls Night Out...
Male Exotic Dancers!!!

The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and stuck it on his butt.

Not to be outdone, my other friend pulled out a
$50 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the
$50 bill and stuck it on his other butt cheek.

Now the attention was focused on me.
What could I do to top that?

I got out my wallet and thought for a minute.
Then the banker in me took over. I got my ATM card...
Swiped it down his CRACK...
Grabbed the 60 Bucks...
And went Home!!!
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Old 08-11-2004, 08:32 PM
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Old 08-11-2004, 11:31 PM
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:57 AM
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lol, gd1
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Old 08-12-2004, 01:29 PM
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lol omg
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:56 PM
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Old 08-16-2004, 05:58 AM
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