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Old 08-27-2003, 04:55 PM
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Q & A Iraqi War Jokes

Q: What's the national bird of Iraq?

A: DUCK!


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Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?

A: You shout out, "B-52"


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The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that :

Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq.

Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.


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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?


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Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?

A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!


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Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?

A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.


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Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A: A refund.


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Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?

A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.
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Old 08-27-2003, 05:11 PM
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lol
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Old 08-27-2003, 07:41 PM
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Old 08-28-2003, 06:56 AM
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Lol lol lol!
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Old 08-28-2003, 06:48 PM
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Biggrin lol

lol pretty good
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:03 PM
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all of the above
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Old 09-21-2003, 07:07 AM
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Saddam sent his 2 sons 2 go and get sum apples from the super market. So off they went and they came back juggling the apples and saddam says "why are you jugglin the apples?" and then the 2 sons say:
"There's no bag dad"
LOL HAHAHAHA
dat is funny.
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