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Old 01-05-2011, 11:17 PM
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Biggrin Mature: Jogging


a black man and a white man were jogging
together down a road in Missouri when they
started to cross a bridge on the mighty missippi
about halfway way across the roaring river got
to them and they stopped to take a wiz..

The white man said " oh damn that water's cold "

The Black man said " it's Deep too "


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Old 01-13-2011, 10:22 PM
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