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02-10-2010, 06:27 AM
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Father n daughter
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. 'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that **** in Texas !” .....................   : trink:
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02-12-2010, 08:25 AM
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Lol thats right
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02-13-2010, 09:04 AM
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rofl
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      Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy  September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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02-13-2010, 10:58 AM
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wwweeeeehhhaaaaa....
wow..We got a Foot uh snow ...i aint seen that in several decades
like the 60.s here in the dalas Ft.worth area...now there was a 1ft+ of snow on da roof...18 hrs of constant snow ...wow next time artic blast will arive first... an we get big snow... wow...
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02-13-2010, 04:53 PM
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02-13-2010, 09:34 PM
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didnt ur parents teach u bout cyber-safety? lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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02-14-2010, 12:35 AM
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02-14-2010, 08:50 AM
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yeah sam, you needa be alot more careful.....
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02-14-2010, 10:32 PM
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2 things:
1. You could be lying 2. You are the one that asked to meet in real life, lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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02-14-2010, 10:43 PM
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3.i dont do Dates unless its with a lady....
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02-15-2010, 09:34 PM
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lol, "Sam" can be a girl's name
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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02-15-2010, 11:49 PM
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i am usually playing dfx2 in the dfb server (delta force bandits )
i like to snipe with an m24 or hide and ambush all the idiots running around with a target painted on thier head also i like to make my team mates think he has been seen by shooting at him... i did it one time and he jumped up and got shot..heheheheheh also i like to toss a satchel charge on a helli and play KAMAKAZIIIII..... also i like to snipesnipers and esp leaners they make good head shots and also soon as the stick thier head out i zap them wilth my m24 just as soon as the head comes to a stop... sometimes its half a body then sometimes just a little black speck ...takes mor skill with those.. i like to shoot the leaners cause they thinke they are 1. safe and 2 they think they are doing something special something they can get away with...( Not...)if i see them little specks i shoot them... thru the scope i see them run a round and get there then they try toget the good spot thenas soon as they lean...boom i got them ...hehehehehehehe
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02-16-2010, 10:04 AM
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shooting at ur teamates is always fun, lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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