Olympics '08

[ShArP]

Some late night humor regarding those pesky Olympics..

"China has announced that during the Olympics, protesters will be allowed to
assemble in designated protest areas. Yeah. Or, as they're commonly called in
China, jails." --Conan O'Brien

"Beijing skies are so polluted that Chinese authorities are planning emergency
measures for the Olympics. For example, protesters will now only be run over
with
hybrid tanks." --Jay Leno

"There's excitement in the air over the Olympics...also lead, arsenic,
benzene." --David Letterman

"And human rights activists have sent a letter to President Bush, asking
him to raise human rights issues with the Chinese government during the
Olympics.
Unfortunately, they also sent a letter to the Chinese government asking them to
bring up human rights issues with President Bush. So, it's pretty much a wash."
--Jay Leno

"The government of China has banned restaurants from serving dog meat during the

Olympics. This is particularly bad news for the popular Chinese fast food chain,

'McDachsunds.' --Conan O'Brien

[atholon]

hehe! some good ones!

[Hellfighter]

yea they having a great time going after it

[RedrumSalad]

lmao