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Old 12-17-2004, 04:00 PM
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The Dangers of Hunting

I'm on three round bursts for jokes...Here's the last one for today


Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, "There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."

"So then what did make you scream?" Bob asked, exasperated.

"Well," Joe continued, "two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, 'Should we take them home or eat 'em now?'"
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Old 12-18-2004, 03:53 AM
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hahahaha..great joke i copied it to a word processor and replaced friend with brother and the name Joe and i replaced it with Jasper (my Father's Middle Name ).Bob ( My Uncle's Middle Name )i left it alone and sent it to them
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Old 12-18-2004, 04:23 AM
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Old 12-18-2004, 05:53 AM
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LMAO Excellent stuff bro!!!!


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