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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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back in 1982 i replace my military US-Army ID card and the expire date set to (dated) : infinite there was no date only the wording infinite its was like they own me for life! had my old one replace do to it was damage badly! after i got a new one, then i notice it like 6mo later! after day or two i gone down and had it replace with the right date on it lmfao
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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i know, lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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what a day i was doing work on my Rider mower sharping the blades and grease it up some. i had a wasp go up my shorts-pants leg and bite me near my family Jews on my left leg thigh. let me say i was jumping and trying to get out of my gym shorts! almost taken my shorts off totally to get away from it. but last minute it fly away i had to seat down a bet to relax some...f*** me all to hell! what a freaking day. paper wasp. i change my gym shorts to another pair, still had that sick feeling it was still in my shorts taken 2-4hrs to go away.
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ahh that's nothin', we have like an 10 acre field that we have to mow with a bush-hog on our tractor. and that's some thick grass with lots of yellow-jacket nests. you'll be lucky if you don't get stung a few times. the bad part is they fallow the tractor so they end up following you around. when ever I bush-hog the field I usually get stung a few times......
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Yea but has any of them yellow jackets (Wasp) ever gone inside your pants near your family Jews? This paper wasp was like inches away from stinging me right in the groan area!
Its one thing seeing them follows you around and stings you in the arm, leg, neck! But getting inside your pants and go all the way up in the groan area! That really had me going. Especially if they stung you in the groan area! I can careless if I got stung in the hand, arm, and neck area! But not in the groan that’s a killer to me. BTW I have 4.5 acres as will 3/4 of it is woodland & rest open area tall grass too. Yellow jackets nest are many as will in my area I can't say 100% if it was a yellow jacket gut feeling I think it was, but did not really see it up-close, it bite like hell that I can say!
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can u please put SOME sense in ur posts chief, i mean, no offense, but, when i read ur posts in my head, it sounds like a 5 year old is talking inside my head
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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yeah I know, no hard feelings but you should really take a gander at a grammer book or something.
and I've had a few get up under my shirt. but never had any get into my pants.... maybe you should keep your FLY closed and they won't be able to FLY in. |
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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no hard feeling and i had on shorts on when it happen, they don't have any zipper as will. stinger right up the pants legging lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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