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Old 10-16-2019, 03:17 PM
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Irish philosophy

IRISH PHILOSOPHY

There are only two thinks to worry about;
either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.

If you are sick,
there are two things to worry about;
either you will get well or you will die.

If you get well,
there is nothing to worry about.

If you die,
there are two things to worry about;
either you will go to Heaven or Hell.

If you go to heaven,
there is nothing to worry about.

If you go to Hell,
you'll be so damn busy
shaking hands with your friends,
you won't have time to worry!!!!!!!!!
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