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10-17-2006, 07:27 AM
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'That wasn't ****', protests Squirmitz, 'that's hash!'
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#622
10-17-2006, 09:09 PM
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"And you're wierd" I protested. "Stay away from me" I warned.
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10-19-2006, 05:14 AM
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Then I proceed to produce my Alliant Technosystems XM29 Objective Individual Combat Weapon and shoot a 20mm High-Velocity Airburst grenade between your legs without regret nor remorse, Then, in the spirit of 'Love thy enemy', I ... uhh ...urrm ... I kiss your drool- flecked lips and jump around screaming, 'Turds! Turds! Turds! Turds 'n' Kurds!'
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10-20-2006, 12:37 AM
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Foolish child. None of what yee mentioned took place. And i thought i said stay away! I have my suspisions about you...you wierd, wierd person.
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10-21-2006, 10:44 AM
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Of course none of this is actually happening, you little turd. This is a story of war, love, freedom, friendship, cojones. Of mice. Of advanced aardvarkiality and pubic lice. Of an Arab and a watermelon doing something inside a pink room in the middle of Ph**kinghamshire whatever. Of you and me ... ee yee eeh heeh heeh.
My friend, the wasabi down there isn't spicy. It's pungent.
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#626
10-25-2006, 02:29 AM
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It's gonna be a while to post up all them posts on NW. And I will need to do that everyday since there are heaps of new posts. I'll find a printable version (printable version is good to paste in webpages) and put it on my site or something (I might have to update it unless I make the thread end). The story sucks now anyway...
Chris_OJB_DF645 --
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10-25-2006, 06:52 AM
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Don't bother...
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11-02-2006, 06:50 PM
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i rally up a squad, pvt. jenkins, a master with his saw, and pvt. barker (first name bob). we go and hop in a crater and look for some of squirmitz's flying turds, none to be seen. for now...
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#629
11-02-2006, 08:51 PM
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Er, the story's dead...
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#630
11-04-2006, 10:46 PM
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Look alive and stay alive... even if you ain't anymore.
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#631
11-04-2006, 10:56 PM
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silence, you!
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#632
11-07-2006, 02:12 PM
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the thread isnt dead
your just in hell, where everythings dead
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11-07-2006, 09:43 PM
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How the hell did you know that!?
I see you've played UT recently.... 
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11-08-2006, 07:05 AM
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I've seen darkness, I've seen death. I haven't been to America but i've been to the other world.
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#635
11-08-2006, 07:11 AM
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i bet ive caused more pixelated death than you have!
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11-08-2006, 09:00 AM
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I am death.
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11-08-2006, 02:24 PM
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Quote:
 it is quite fun
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11-08-2006, 10:29 PM
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Indeed it is...get the full game!
You're not death, squirmitz. Death is my lieutenant in command of the 44th Death legion as part of my personal armies. You have no chance, fool
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#639
11-09-2006, 07:42 AM
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This thread is dying like an Eskimo left out in the sweltering desert sun to dry up and perish. We all gotta go together 'an join the army and go somewhere over there and make the world a better place. Either that or hand me a rifle, a wad of hashish, a popsicle stick, an' send me out to the great green desert and I'll save the human race from total annihilation.
Don't join the navy. I'm gonna tell you and I'm gonna you now that sailors do nothin' but squirm at the bottom of the sea, and that, my dear dude, is what they were trained to do.
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#640
11-09-2006, 11:19 PM
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No - your dying
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