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Old 12-16-2017, 07:19 AM
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MATURE: i have a gun lol

i have a tec 9 pellet gun
guess wat it's broken
does not even hurt if i point and trig it on my balls
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Old 12-16-2017, 08:53 PM
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now it works
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Old 12-16-2017, 09:06 PM
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Old 12-17-2017, 03:00 AM
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dont let it go off in ur eye....i can SEE that happening though..PewwFFFFFF.....
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Old 12-17-2017, 11:20 PM
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when i was a kid down in Waxahatchie TX
got a BB gun for christmas we went out to a little
bridge to pop firecrackers and shoot the BB Gun...
I aimedat a telephone pole standind 12 feet away
and fired...the BB came back and hit me between
eyes in the middle of my forehead right dead center
i never did that agn...
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Old 12-17-2017, 11:42 PM
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i hit .y thumbs and palm hand
i tried to shoot the small alcohol
i hitted the left
then .issed
then dead
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