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Old 08-16-2008, 11:22 PM
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Dear Pastor,

I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting. My eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.

Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling some long ago Sunday scho ol admonition to 'care for the sick, feed the hungry, and clothe the naked.' I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out, 'Reach out, reach out and touch this person'!



so i did...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/wd5fdl/rags.jpg



guess i wont be there in church sunday


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...dl/injured.jpg

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Old 08-17-2008, 12:06 PM
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man i would love to reach out for that!
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:29 PM
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funny as hell, love it a lot!!
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