IRAQI TV

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Iraqi tv guide

06.00 - Morning Prayers

07.30 - "The Rock 'n Roll Years 629 AD" - A look back at the events of the
last year, including the execution of 2,300 dissidents and the opening of a
new French oil refinery.

08.00 - FILM: "Saddambusters" - Dramatisation of the glorious 1991 Iraqi
victory in Kuwait.

09.30 -"Have I Got Genocide For You" - Celebrities make weapons of mass
destruction out of everyday objects.

10.00 - "Holiday" - The team check out nice places for the Saddam family to
retire. Featuring: North Korea, Rhodesia and France.

10.30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"

11.30 - "Tomorrow's World"- New torture inventions for scientists who refuse
to make nuclear bombs.

12.00 - "Green Peter" - The total amount of smallpox virus bought by the
milk bottle top appeal is revealed. Also - three ways to burn a flag, and
how to make a President Bush effigy.

12.30 - "Only Fools and Camels" - Dhal-Boy offloads some dodgy French
rocket-launchers to a bloke from Hamas.

13.30 - "Koranation Street" - Deirdrie faces execution by cat
o'nine tails for being a shiite. Benny is hung upside-down for being
homosexual.

14.00 - "Question Time" - Members of the public face awkward questions from
the Secret Service.

15.00 - "Allah McBeal"

15.30 - "You've Bin Ladened" - Amusing footage shot secretly in Iraq's
prisons. The film-makers were also secretly shot.

16.00 - "Middle-East Enders" - The entire cast is beheaded for not saluting
when Saddam comes on the telly.

16.30 - "Sadd's Army" - The Basra-on-Sea home guard repel another attack by
evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels. Fraser has his willy hacked
off for stealing some of Corporal Jones's sausages.

17.00 - "Wheel of Terror"

17.30 - "Talitubbies" - Dipsy and Tinky-Winky make nerve-gas.

18.00 - FILM: "Saddam's Angels" - The three burkha-clad sleuths go
undercover to expose an evil scheme to bring democracy and free speech to
Iraq.

19.30 - "Big Brother" - Who will be taken to Baghdad and executed this
week?

20.30 - "Xena: Modestly Dressed Housewife" - Xena stays at home in a mask
and does some housework.

21.30-Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

22.30 - "The Sky At Night" - What to see in the Iraqi night sky
during March: including B52 Bombers, Stealth Fighters and Cruise Missiles

programmes subject to change to due air time restrictions...