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Old 04-07-2005, 10:13 AM
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Doctor's Convention

A bunch of doctors are gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices too, and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner.
After dinner, the male asks the woman if she wants to go up to his hotel room. "Sure," the woman says. "Let me go wash my hands first."

After she washes her hands, they have sex. Once they are finished, she washes her hands again.

This really starts to annoy the male doctor, so he says, "You know, you must be a surgeon, because you keep washing your hands."

Angry at this remark, the woman says, "Well, you must be an anesthesiologist, because I didn't feel a thing!"
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Old 04-07-2005, 12:59 PM
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:03 PM
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:23 PM
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lol. My dads an anethetist so keep comments limmited lol
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:44 PM
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For the record, I love anesthesiologists...during my various visits to the cutting table, there is no one on earth I'd rather have for a friend

You ought to tell this one to yer mum, bet she'd get a kick out of it
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Old 04-07-2005, 02:42 PM
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or she'll ban him from NHQ.

Now we know how Tecoma got a hold of PS7 at the age of 13.
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Old 04-07-2005, 03:02 PM
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or she'll ban him from NHQ.

Now we know how Tecoma got a hold of PS7 at the age of 13.
My dad bought it me it for me two years ago... explains that. And my mum and dad are divourced.
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Old 04-07-2005, 04:26 PM
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Old 04-07-2005, 04:29 PM
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:11 PM
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heheheheheehehee
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:54 PM
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That was very good Doc ! Sharp... with a side order of "sting" !
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