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Old 08-19-2008, 06:14 PM
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Biggrin When the Docter takes a day off to go hunting

A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't
want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and
take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.


The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks, 'So,
Ole, how was your day?'


Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'


'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.


'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.


'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks
the doctor.


'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including
her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts, 'HELP
ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!''


'Tunderin' Lord Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.


'I put drops in her eyes.'

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Old 08-19-2008, 09:22 PM
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smart man, other wise he maybe in more trouble then he like to have lol
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Old 08-20-2008, 10:19 PM
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she had cutties so yea he was smart....heheheheheh
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