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The lawyer and the poor
got this in an email
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men > along the road eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and > he got out to investigate. > > He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" > "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to > eat grass." > "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you." the > lawyer said. > "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, > under that tree." > "Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he > stated, "You come with us also, and bring your family too" > > They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large > as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to > the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of > us with you." > The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The > grass is almost a foot high." |
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lol..
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lol messed up but funny
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LMFAO very good!!!!
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