Quotes from men...

[DevilDog#1]

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only
seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was nearly impossible.

A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful
house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow! ... it
was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "Awww, my wife found
out."

Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you
get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by
the time she brings it to the couch.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
bald and still think they are beautiful.

Men are like coolers - Load them up with beer and you can take them
anywhere.

Men are like plungers - They spend most of their lives in a hardware
store or in the bathroom.

Men are like computers - Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and usually
they are wrong.

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good
looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they are all pigs.