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Old 02-20-2010, 07:21 PM
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try imageshack

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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

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Old 02-27-2010, 01:15 AM
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Best joke I was shown lately. :P
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Old 02-27-2010, 08:57 AM
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Old 02-27-2010, 01:43 PM
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lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 02-27-2010, 05:45 PM
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That's the best answer for that scenario I've ever seen... LoL
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:46 PM
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Old 03-11-2010, 03:06 AM
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warning: getting boring around the house? don't do this!
wax on! wax off!

don't bet that you will ware girls clothing on!
specially with your wife holding the deck of cards!


yep we should put a sign-up there!


thats cold as hell!!
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:17 PM
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lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 03-11-2010, 04:20 PM
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Chief, I am glad I don't live within walking distance...
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Old 03-11-2010, 07:26 PM
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Chief, I am glad I don't live within walking distance...
glade you said something about walking distance, now here some images on walking things:

made by honda, would you use it?

then there this item>

help you get around!

but lets look at other item:

yes you can walk on water price tag something like USD-2.500.00 give or take

but we got more to see>
for them long walk's you don't wish tobe to far from hom>

yes it work and good for the heart too

but we not finish here>

oh them all nature walk's out in the back country, be one with nature!
bears no longer need to unwrap their food now.

but we have more to see>

no longer be slave to the dog let them walk each other and take turns doing it, they know were they like to go to. like that sweet poodle in heat
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Old 03-11-2010, 09:28 PM
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lmao
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 03-13-2010, 09:19 PM
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 03-14-2010, 06:30 AM
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what people will do to get their face on the internet lmfao
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Old 03-14-2010, 06:55 AM
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love they die together and been together for ever!
can you do that lol
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lol what an idiot
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Old 03-19-2010, 07:57 PM
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Last ones my favorite
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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the last one and the fourth?
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:24 AM
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lol, woops
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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