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Old 01-17-2010, 07:08 PM
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Portal! That is somewhat confusing... but I do try to imagine it... O.o
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yeah, I wonder what would happen???
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wouldn't it come outta itself?
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which would be imposable right?
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Old 01-17-2010, 09:09 PM
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oh yes it can take the whole thing in baby
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which would be imposable right?
Not in mother russia
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wouldn't it come outta itself?
That's what I thought - the blue piece would come out of itself. So just as the blue piece goes into the yellow piece, the blue piece is emerging from itself.
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There would be a huge explosion destroying everying within 100k miles of the 2 portals because 1 atom cannot be in 2 places at once. after the explosion there will be a tear in time/space where the whole universe is slowly sucked into another dimension and and thus destroying 2 universes in one shot.
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:37 AM
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well for one thing it couldn't come out itself because it wouldn't fit, and it would be going into the portal 1 so it wouldn't be around to come out of itself.

I agree with jet, it would create a time and space fabric paradox that would suck the whole universe into a black hole of nothingness in which all life will be destroyed. I know, I watch too much Stargate SG1.
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^ that's what he gets for eating at McDonald's.
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There would be a huge explosion destroying everying within 100k miles of the 2 portals because 1 atom cannot be in 2 places at once. after the explosion there will be a tear in time/space where the whole universe is slowly sucked into another dimension and and thus destroying 2 universes in one shot.
well, woudlnt that happen the very first time you go thru a portal in the game? seems how at least every atom in ur body is split for maybe a 1/1000th of a sec?

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no then like a redneck pet, chow down on some tobacco and spit it out! lol
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well, woudlnt that happen the very first time you go thru a portal in the game? seems how at least every atom in ur body is split for maybe a 1/1000th of a sec?
No because that would be transfering the item. the atoms are inside the portal during the transfer. transfering the portal itself would put the portal in 2 places at once.
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well it's a simple rule of physics that no matter what, an atom cannot be destroyed nor can one be created. so if it goes into a portal and tried to come out of itself and there no where to go, then it's effectively removing the atoms from existence which will create the time space paradox that creates the black hole that sucks the whole world in and destroys all life.

all because some guy on the Internet got curious. which in turn is was makes the pic so damn funny.

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