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Old 10-09-2006, 12:49 AM
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Tongue The three guys

The three guys

Okay, there was an english man, an Irish man, and a dumb man.

They go up to this slide, and they read the note:

SLIDE DOWN AND SAY WHAT YOU WANT AND YOU'LL GET IT!

The english man slides down, does a fart, and says ''GOLD!'' and lands in pots of gold!

The Irish man slides down, and smells that fart the english man did, he said ''Oh pooooooooooo!'' and lands in a pile of poo.

The dumb man then jumped down excited and said ''Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'' and landed in a pool of piss! :P

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Old 10-09-2006, 07:26 AM
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nice one

will i slide down i would say no then about the smell! i can't smell at all. lucky me.

i would say give me a great big p---y to slide into lol
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Old 10-09-2006, 12:19 PM
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lmao!
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Old 10-12-2006, 10:22 AM
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How is this funny!?
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:36 PM
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now i can slide down that slide ,holler milk
and have tits floppin in my face....
you think....
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