out of gas nun

[bigsmellyfart]

A nun who works for a local home health care agency was out
making her rounds when she ran out of gas.

As luck would have it there was a station just down the street. She
walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the
car and drive to the station for a fill up.

The attendant regretfully told her that the only can he owned had
just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it
would be back shortly.

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she decided not
to wait and walked back to her car. After looking through her car
for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted
a bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful,
she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it
back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men
walked by.

One of them turned to the other and said: "If that car starts,
I'll be a churchgoer the rest of my life."