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Old 12-14-2004, 10:03 AM
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Biggrin The Angel on the Christmas Tree

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. But there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:07 AM
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I beat ya to it matey http://www.novahq.net/forum/showthre...threadid=21230



Still a hilarious joke though
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:12 AM
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i dont get it
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:56 AM
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Santa was having a rough day, and the angel comes with the tree, and asks where he wants her to stick it. So naturally, Santa told the angel to shove it where the son don't shine

And still today we put an angel on top of the tree
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:28 PM
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i dont get it
gee guy were do you stick her on the tree and how do she stay up there the tree is were? up her A**
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