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Old 05-17-2004, 08:43 AM
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Joke, A little off color
A little off-color but here goes.

Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some
tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

"Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Raisin Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:53 PM
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:23 PM
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:25 PM
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Old 05-17-2004, 06:12 PM
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:38 AM
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:08 AM
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LMFAO lol lol Good 1 bro!!!!


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