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Old 11-10-2006, 04:03 AM
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:39 PM
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:36 PM
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You gotta save this thread. There is hope. So long as there is breath in my body and hair on my balls, there is hope, and that'll keep us eating, keep us crapping, and keep us alive.
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Old 11-11-2006, 06:52 AM
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squirmitz, i cant wait to listen to how you talk on teamspeak
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Old 11-11-2006, 09:20 AM
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I've trained myself to type fast to avoid using Teamspeak or Ventrilo or any other of that sorta kind of craputto because my voice doesn't good and it doesn't sound good because in the real world I'm 13 years old and fat and don't give a fart about established access protocols. And I 'talk' and a lot online because it kinda makes up for the fact that I don't talk much in the real world. Sad, really. Cry, cry, cry, Mister al-Mujahir.
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Old 11-11-2006, 08:12 PM
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Old 11-12-2006, 08:01 PM
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and then a grenade rolled under ~M!dn!ght$qu@11~'s chair and exploded.
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Old 11-13-2006, 08:33 AM
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Old 11-15-2006, 05:23 AM
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''You've grown any cojones yet, lady boy?", taunts the great Squirmitz, as he emerges with a ruthless band of hashishin from the shadows, wearing nothing but the front incisor of a made man around his neck and armed with an HK-416 carbine.
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Old 11-15-2006, 05:38 AM
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and then a grenade rolled under squirmitz and exploded.
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Old 11-23-2006, 07:26 PM
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his bits and gory shreds of his limbs, liver, cut up intestines, half a heart, eyeball smashed into jello, tendons, and brain matter sprung across the room and filled the room with disgust as if alma were there.
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So two years later this happens...
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Old 11-26-2006, 06:17 AM
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After I get blown to pieces, the doctors somehow manage to get my parts together, and two years later, here I am, sitting in the middle of a hostile, highly populated urban environment, just sitting there and sipping Nipponese miso soup out of a silver platter, and listening to that guy Mahmood, who is saying really, really, i mean really sentimental things about the Polish President. Then some thug with a gorgeous beard just comes out of the blue and snatches my wallet. I get up and go after him, I run and just keep on going. Even after I realize that I am not wearing anything and that my purse is completely empty, my faith keeps me going, keeps me alive. And that same faith is going to keep this thread alive. Alive... and squirmin' like hell, baby!
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Old 11-26-2006, 08:44 PM
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And thats the story of how Squirmitz rose to power and created a vast army of which to command during the middle eras of the first chapter of teh story.
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Old 11-27-2006, 05:49 AM
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Oh shut your bloodey gob.

Anyway,

Below red skies, in a boundless yellow field filled with gigantic brown sperm cells, through the narrow sights of a rifle, I see myself in a desperate struggle to impregnate a burning effigy of Mel Gibson.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
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Old 11-27-2006, 08:38 PM
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I wish to permiate your house with fire after reading that.
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Old 12-01-2006, 10:38 AM
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I should be spelled p-e-r-m-e-a-t-e.
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Old 12-01-2006, 02:29 PM
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