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The Knob
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called, "The Knob", where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a new face lift. Of course the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years she returned to the plastic surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine." "I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked closely and said "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
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woa lol!
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