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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. Sex is emotion in motion. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. Men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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lmao! wtf is the last one?
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a whole chicken? thats retarded
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actuallt its perverted or something like it
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