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Old 07-27-2006, 11:22 AM
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Biggrin nother blond joke

Kevin, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news
was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a
large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Kevin and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Kevin says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Kevin placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off
of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Kevin, saying, "Fair's
fair. Here's your money."

Kevin replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00
o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Kevin took the money...
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Old 07-27-2006, 05:39 PM
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More like a story than a joke to me... but still good!

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Old 07-28-2006, 09:41 AM
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:12 PM
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omg she ask for it
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