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Old 04-20-2014, 01:17 AM
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With all the chicken jokes I thought I would post one of my own.
Q: Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
A: He had his dick stuck in a chicken.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and Barack Obama?
A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a bicycle seating Barack Obama and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The dirt bag is on the inside of the vacuum cleaner.

Q:If Barack Obama and Joe Biden were on a boat and the boat sank in shark infested waters who would survive?
A: America

Q: What do you call 20 felons surrounding Barack Obama?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What do you have when Barack is up to his neck in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

Q: Why doesn't Michell Obama ware any panties when she goes to a picnic?
A: It keeps the flies off the chicken.
Well I started with chicken and ended with chicken so I'm done.

I do have one question for my friends in Great Briton What do you think about obama giving Russia your top secret information on the size, range, and fire power for your nuclear powered ballistic missile submarine fleet to get his worthless treaty signed?
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With all the chicken jokes I thought I would post one of my own.


I do have one question for my friends in Great Briton What do you think about Obama giving Russia your top secret information on the size, range, and fire power for your nuclear powered ballistic missile submarine fleet to get his worthless treaty signed?
the Russia heard it before Obama give the info, it was already outdated

Russia have bug the white house and have tons of spy to dig the information they needed. so it was no big deal they had that info 4yrs before retard Obama give it to them

Europe has leaks like running water Russia get things every day and Obama wet his bed the Russians would know of it before he said anything to his retire doctor about it!

pan of glass in a window can be use like a mic, from away from the build one can listing what is said across an street or 3 blocks away! sample by laser reflect back would be translate back into a magic box to send to speakers so they hear what is said in a room the laser aim at a window. that's only one of many ways to get information! there even way to bug walls to active by remote or self active by sound generate power to active for the bug to send radio wave to a spy but that short range like 2-3 miles

there been spy's pay off! best tools a spy can use to buy information they looking for old as time it selves!

there been many great leader who were war horse and some pansy, Obama is a Pansy cry a lot and scream madly if he didn't get his way!
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Old 04-29-2014, 05:27 PM
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Oh yea! They get their info right from the donkey's mouth
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I do have one question for my friends in Great Briton What do you think about obama giving Russia your top secret information on the size, range, and fire power for your nuclear powered ballistic missile submarine fleet to get his worthless treaty signed?
Logic tells us that if:

Party "A" knows about Party "B" Military secrets then by definition they are no longer Party "B" secrets.

Also consider that Party "B" secrets may be released to Party "A" for the purpose of deception.

Party "A" passes Party "B" secrets to Party "C"


Resultant -
Advantage: Party "B"
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Old 04-30-2014, 06:46 AM
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I don't think the 'one big party' in the white house would deceive Russia. One born a communist raised a communist, taught by communist, whose policies are communist,whose circle of friends are communist some trained by the KGB and bombed government buildings, police stations and the homes of federal judges I think it's safe to say he is a communist
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The USG works at many levels. Politics is located on the ground floor if you get my meaning. (Going Up or Down Sir?)
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