Strangers on a plane

[ShArP]

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger
turned to the
Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if
you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the
stranger,
"What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a
question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a
deer
excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps
of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss
nuclear
power when you don't know ****?"

[Hellfighter]

you got to love old school 4H lol

[HyperCStar]

Nice

[atholon]

Pwned by the little guy hehe

[Chrispy]

Nice, lol.