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Old 11-11-2009, 07:49 PM
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When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery and this man was the first to be laid to rest there.
I was not familiar with the area and became lost. Being a typical man, of course, I did not ask for directions. I finally found the cemetery about an hour late. The back hoe was there and the crew was eating their lunch. The hearse was nowhere to be seen.
I apologized to the workers for being late. As I looked into the open grave, I saw the vault lid already in place. I told the workers I would not keep them long, but that this was the proper thing to do. The workers, still eating their lunch, gathered around the opening.
I was young and enthusiastic and poured out my heart and soul as I preached. The workers joined in with, "Praise the Lord," "Amen," and "Glory!" I got so into the service that I preached and preached and preached, from Genesis to The Revelation.
When the service was over, I said a prayer and walked to my car. As I opened the door, I heard one of the workers say, "I never saw anything like that before and I've been putting in septic systems for twenty years."
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Old 11-11-2009, 09:14 PM
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now that is something laugh about
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Old 11-12-2009, 10:10 AM
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Old 11-12-2009, 10:37 AM
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Old 11-12-2009, 01:26 PM
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hA HA HA!
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Old 11-12-2009, 05:46 PM
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thank you guys
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Old 11-12-2009, 07:14 PM
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Old 11-13-2009, 01:16 PM
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Old 11-13-2009, 05:23 PM
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Something to laugh at afterwards What ever happend to the real funeral that was to take place?
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:17 PM
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:50 AM
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Cool story! LOL!
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