Lady @ the Bar

[bigsmellyfart]

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

'Actually, no,' he replied.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair..

'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender. 'Is there anything I can do?' 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.



'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.



'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.'

[Hellfighter]

oh god lmfao

[EDGE]

ouch lol, that's probably the best I've read in a while

[Chrispy]

LOL.

N1 BSF.

[bigsmellyfart]

is this site dead or is it just nova has lost cx'es
i only get @ most6 or 7 responses now days
i hope dfx 2 and dfaf will bring everything back to life
also i recomenf the new 10th anaversary edition simply for convienience as its all on 1 dvd and get a back up too...say your opinion on this bsf

[EDGE]

Site's not dead, but Nova is imo.

[Steve]

post some decent jokes then

[Acid]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[bigsmellyfart]

Originally posted by Steve
post some decent jokes then

when i said nova it was short for novalogic
i seen same thing happening at all the df sites
and i hope it dont mean poor sales of thier up coming titles
cause if sales are great then maybee the site might get more
members and those who left will come back
this is my favorite site...

[Steve]

[ShArP]

lol