Mathematicians In A Bar

[ShArP]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one
orders a beer, the second orders half a beer the third asks for a
quarter of a beer. Before the next one can speak, the bartender says
"You're all idiots", and pours two beers.


If you don't get it, consult a friendly maths geek.

[Hellfighter]

i don't get it at all, i fail math in school totally! i bribe my Teacher $$$$.$$ passing grade A+ get out of high school

she needed a down payment on a new car and i like hell wish to finish out of high school!! never look back them days are over with

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i'll take your word for it lmfao after thinking about it for 6hrs, yea its really funny

[atholon]

As the number of lim as mathmaticians go to infinity (beers/2)

[Hellfighter]

will if he pour 4 beers into a very large tanker i still be happy about it

[Matt]

Originally posted by ShArP
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one
orders a beer, the second orders half a beer the third asks for a
quarter of a beer. Before the next one can speak, the bartender says
"You're all idiots", and pours two beers.


If you don't get it, consult a friendly maths geek.

The first person gets one full beer, and like atholon said it is not possible to ever exceed two beers if they keep asking for fractions of fractions of fractions.

1st person gets 1 beer, then 1/2, 1/4,......................1/65000........1/infinity. There can literally be millions of people come in and keep ordering half of the quantity the person ahead of them ordered and the total amount of beer will never reach one full beer.

[atholon]

Yep my bad bears should have been
m = mathematicians

lim m->oo 1/(m)

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by atholon
Yep my bad bears should have been
m = mathematicians

lim m->oo 1/(m)

can i stand there watch you pour it into a beer mug? lmfao

hell i even pay 500.00 to watch you try to do it

[atholon]

Why? Because I would vomit because beer smells like when someone pees into a toilet and leaves it for a day?

[VooDoo-]

yay. calculus.

the limit of x as it approaches infinity of 1/x from the left of zero.

a couple of steps later, you get x to be 2.

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by atholon
Why? Because I would vomit because beer smells like when someone pees into a toilet and leaves it for a day?

will it is true some or most beer taste like crap
i do love Germany Christmas Beer "Double block" taste like candy! but you get by the first two beer full the 3rd one get better in taste. i use to buy 24 bottles of it and walk to the public park relax in the sun and some army buddy's come to enjoy in it. freaking case of the beer cost like USD-80.00 i did not care only beer i like in the world.

i be loaded in the winter time snow and all, walking back to the barracks yelling "pokie ee do" all the way up the hell beside other things

[Matt]

Originally posted by atholon
Why? Because I would vomit because beer smells like when someone pees into a toilet and leaves it for a day?

omg u dont like beer!?!

[ShArP]

wow we got a bunch of math wizes here