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Old 07-09-2008, 08:11 PM
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Biggrin A tough old Texan


A tough old Texas cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.
He left 4 children, 20 grand-children, 30 great-grandchildren, 10
great-great-grand-children and a fifty-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:10 AM
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hehehehehehehehehehehe lol this is great
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