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Something Real Handy
STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer [ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person [ ] Shoko Asahara I took exception to your recent: [ ] Post to ________ newsgroup [ ] Post to ________ forum [ ] Broadcast [ ] Letter [ ] Book [ ] Lecture [ ] Phone call [ ] Advertisement [ ] Schematic [ ] Telepathic message [ ] Existence It was: [ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive [ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged [ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent [ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant [ ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Microsoftian [ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly [ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous [ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical [ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable [ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit [ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought you may be capable of. [ ] All of the above Your attention is drawn to the fact that: [ ] You posted what should have been emailed. [ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line. [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup. [ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others. [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others. [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group. [ ] You don't know which group to post in. [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting. [ ] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups. [ ] I don't like your tone of voice. [ ] What you posted has been done before. [ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time. [ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply. [ ] You started a long, stupid thread. [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread. [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it. [ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam. [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in misc.test [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message. [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait. [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll. [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll. [ ] You said "me too" to something. [ ] You make no sense. [ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful. [ ] You must live in a skinner box to be this clueless. [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad. [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme. [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal. [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read. [ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL. [ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80. [ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON. [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup. [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet. [ ] You are a loser. [ ] This has been pointed out to you before. [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles. I recommend that you: [ ] Get a clue. [ ] Get a life. [ ] Go away. [ ] Grow up. [ ] Never post again. [ ] Read every newsgroup you crossposted to for a week. [ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life. [ ] stop sending Email and get a life. [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it. [ ] Have your medication adjusted. [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor. [ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in. [ ] get a gun and shoot yourself. [ ] Actually post something relevant. [ ] Read the FAQ. [ ] stick to AOL chat rooms and come back when you've grown up. [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup. [ ] consume excrement. [ ] consume excrement and thus expire. [ ] Post your tests to misc.test. [ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on. [ ] Don't post until you have a vague idea what you're doing. [ ]All of the above. In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else [ ] *plonk* [ ] Learn how to post or get off the Internet. [ ] Most of the above [ ] All of the above [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above [ ] You are so clueless that I didn't bother filling in this form. |
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uhhh
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okay. what's the funny part?
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i dont think it is funny, i think it is very useful
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