School Excuses

[~SA~MarineBlade]

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling):

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had---diahre--- ---dyrea--- ---direathe--- the ****s.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgotto get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found itMonday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Found this at www.datatek.net/Humor/Humor.html

[BlueWolf02]

Lol very funny

[Hellfighter]

Yea my don't anything to do with school but its close to it:

Father pass away (for real) bills keep coming in Heath, ins. Car, ins. Doctor bills, after 2 years still had to tell a doctor wife he been dead and his heath ins cover it da doctor wife (She must have been a blond) ran the office hosp bill was like USD $5.000.00¢
she keeps misspelling the forums last time she wrote on it (Back of it) please let my son stay home from school his father is very sick we need him only it was on the back of my father billing lmfao when I seen it call her told her....her son may stay home for life if she had Educational. Ins beleaving this she ask were can she get it from I told her she can get it from any ins office most don't like to be trouble with it but ask State Farm. Ins they are able to help you lmfao never know if she did ask for it or not.

[~SA~MarineBlade]

This one isn't an excuse, nor does it pertain to school. I was on my way back home one day and they have this intersection with a church next to it. I had to stop at the intersection because it was red light. So I was looking at the church sign because I had the feeling that something wasn't right. The sign said,"Fundraiser Friday, proceeds will help cripple children."

[exclusion]

hhaha lol

[Matt]

lol, makes u wonder about the parents education

[CapN'C*cksucker]

Originally posted by ~SA~MarineBlade

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had---diahre--- ---dyrea--- ---direathe--- the ****s.


Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.


Those two were by far the funniest.

[a pink punk]

roflmao

[MÂÐлûß«]

LMAO
The sad part is, a couple of those excuses look familiar

[BADDOG]

Excellent lol lol! Reminds me of the car insurance claim from a guy who said, "I ran the gentleman over while I was waving to the man I ran over last week"! A true insurance calim lol!

Regards

[Diamond Bullet]

lmao, laughed all the way thru

[a pink punk]

hey were did you get thoes? are you a theacher?

[~SA~MarineBlade]

Originally posted by a pink punk
hey were did you get thoes? are you a theacher?

I'm not a teacher, I got it at some site, the link is http://www.datatek.net/Humor/Humor.html

[a pink punk]

ok.