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Old 09-12-2006, 06:26 PM
DevilDog#1 is offline DevilDog#1

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Type of girls

HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her … you will lose everything…
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Old 09-13-2006, 04:15 AM
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think you can add this to the listing:

Pent #4 3.06mhz girl: she over run your life till you burn up! if your not watching her to close for that one time! it takes once it over for you!

nice one DD
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Old 09-13-2006, 06:08 AM
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lvery funny, g1 both of u!
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Old 09-13-2006, 02:53 PM
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lol..vn jokes
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Old 10-08-2006, 08:16 PM
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Biggrin re

firewall girl ---blocks all the advance's you make @ her
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