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Old 02-22-2006, 09:46 AM
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eek Good news for Women in online games.

Novalogic announced today that due to the growing population of women in on line gaming it was tailoring its future games with this in mind.

The first step is mods designed for specifically for women players. The first for the new JO series is the "Behind the Lines" Mod. New skins such as Marine Cook and Special Forces office worker are available with this mod. New weapons like hot gravy and a laptop that takes dictation is included. There is a make up kit and short skirt skin for the woman that is in the Marines to just find a husband. . This allows the men to have a good meal and to keep their paper work and stats in order. The meal actually provides extra life to soldiers. There is a reported "Butch" mode with a deeper voice and a wolf whistle that can be only activated in the presence of another female skin

A new expansion pack is offered for those all female squads, appropriately named "Amazon Heaven". Basically tailored after a "B" movie with the same name. At this time the only weapons available is a chain gun and a fingernail file. But new ones are slated to be added later.

Battlefield2 is reportedly getting in on the trend with the French Whore/Resistance Expansion Pack. Breast size and hair color are optional in this exciting pack. CoD Expansion pack includes many female hostages and runs on the same engine as SIMS dating. The newest trailer starts out with the Marines saying "just try to escape, babe".

So for all you women that complain they leave us out your voice is finally heard.
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:13 AM
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O_O

its hard to believe this is serious.i laughed anyway.It..is serious right? :s
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:17 AM
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LOL Nothing serious about it. I put this in a couple of forums general section and got some interesting responses. This is the joke forum right? LOL .
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:21 AM
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yeah,sorry i was thinking then.You led me on.Still,very funny,nice one!
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:24 AM
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will i like it is funny as hell, getting into the Sim's act.

i can see them a solder's walking to a tent getting it on inside it, tent flopping up & down. like they was under the blanket in the Sim's game lol

it would be cool if a another man walkup to another man hinted to tent, i would pull my gun out shot him right there, but again a female walk up to me i would pullout first aid kit lets do it. lol
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lmfao, thats some sexis stuff right there lol!
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Old 02-22-2006, 01:12 PM
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Yah,very sexist....Mstenger your sig-dudes changed yet again!
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Old 02-22-2006, 01:38 PM
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WOW sexist? Ya think? LOL
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Old 02-24-2006, 11:15 AM
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XP alright,im slow today,dont mock me...
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